Answer Me and I shall Answer You...

...{taken from }

If you were laying barefoot/pawed on the couch, I would: 

If you poked me, I would: 

If you knocked on my front door in the middle of the night, I would: 

If I found you tied up in a closet, I would: 

If you said "hi" to me, I would: 

I think of you as: 

If you were locked in the stocks for a crime you did not commit, I would: 

If you randomly punched me in the face, I would: 

If I saw you crying, I would: 

If I were to slap you, it would be because: 

The one thing I'd never do for you is: 

If you tied me up and tickled me for an hour, afterwards I'd: 

If you ended this questionnaire, I'd: